-

Hot chicks and golf seem to be going hand in hand lately. She might be a “Butta Face” but this chick can knock the shit out of a ball. She would be perfect is she was mute and could cook like Giada.

I know I will as long as there’s tail like this around…

Sorry guys, but its almost too easy these days. Say what you want about the Yankees being in second place, but the Red Sox are struggling to put wins together and the Yankees are cutting through teams like its a joke. Yankees made it 7 in a row last night against a pretty good Seattle staff, but no one can hold us right now. The Rays lost, the Boston pen has been getting its Papples beat in and the Yankees are quietly humming along. Thats how we roll this year….quietly.

Should we start losing to make the other teams in the AL feel better about themselves? Its no question that Tampa and Boston know they will be fighting for a Wild Card because the Yankees are about to rout this division and turn it into a race for second. Seriously, if you had a team like the Yankees snapping at your heals while you were plugging more holes than the Iraqi navy, wouldn’t you just know the reality of it?

Even Andy Pettitte is quietly playing well with his 8th win last night and a solid outing. WTF? Andy going to win 20 this year? Yeah, probably. Mo going to have 50+ saves. Most likely. CC and AJ going to be lights out in the second half. No question. If the Yankees keep this up for another week I think there is a chance everyone might just give up.

Maybe its just divine intervention? I’ll buy that.

Its a great thing what Romo did last night for the Make A Wish Foundation with this little guy he spent the night with. Yeah, thats sweet, blah, blah, blah.

What the fuck kid? You cant pick someone better than Tony Romo? The guy cant win a playoff game to his life and is a bigger bitch than Tom Brady. At least Brady wins, Romo is a loser in all facets of life. I guess Eli Manning was busy saving the whales or something because thats the only reason this kid was stuck with Romo at a Yankee game.

The Yankees continue their domination of the world with a win over the Mariners 8-5….thats six in a row bitches! Melky broke the tie last night with a huge double to send Gardner home for the lead….the Captain finished them off with a single sending Swish and Malky home. There really wasn’t a chance in hell that the Mariners were going to hold onto this game, the Yankees are in a different league.

Joba wasn’t that great going 5IP, 3ER, but kept the Yankees in the game. With the exception of Bruney, who sucked a cock last night, the pen was nasty. Phil Hughes is as automatic as Michael Jackson at a sleep over….Coke and Mo were nasty. Mo gets his 19th save of the season….42 comes in and its game over.

ARod took Jacabusasisadick yard for the only bomb of the game, but it was the only one the Yankees needed. Yankees 4-16 with RISP…this game should have been a slaughter, but no one can drive in runs. Not that it matters, but some time this season it might.

WWW.MLB.COM

VOTE FOR MARK TEXEIRA FOR THE ALL-STAR TEAM SO WE DONT HAVE TO SEE YOUK FUMBLE THE BALL LIKE A NO-HANDED JUGGLER

Former Blue Jay, Red Sox, Pirate, etc, Eric Hinske has been traded to the New York Yankees for what amounts to a bag of balls. The Yankees got cash (this a first?) and Hinske from the Pirates for Casey Erikson and Eric Fryer out of the minor league system.

Probably not a terrible move from Cashmoney on this one because no one knows whats going to happen with Damon or Swisher and now that Nady is done for the season, a solid back up is necessary. Not much here, other than some insurance.

Beat Pete Abraham to the story! Yeah!!! First…I win and continue to my takeover of the New York blogosphere. For the record I fell asleep behind the wheel this morning listening to Abraham on WFAN.

*Also, per Joel Sherman, the Yankees have sent Pena down to AAA to start playing the outield till the roster expansion.

Poor, poor Hitler found out that Michael Jackson is dead.

Say what you want about a funny Hitler video being in bad taste, but its funny as hell.

Thanks to Bald Vinny for this one….buy some of his tees too!

(deadspin)

Rex Ryan can run a defense (and hopefully the Jets) like no body’s business and he can definitely throw them back.

At least someone is taking advantage of the open bar in the Yankees Legend Suites. I would drink myself into a coma for those prices….well done Rex.